▽The Onion　変なﾆｭｰｽｻｲﾄ
●11/21 04:29
Joe Biden Given Human Food As Birthday TreatWASHINGTON—After bending the rules with a celebratory serving in honor of his special day, White House officials confirmed Wednesday that President Joe Biden had been given human food as a birthday treat. “I…Announcement Of Fourth Child Contains Conspicuous Lack Of Exclamation PointsTrump Locks Bathroom Door So Elon Musk Can’t Follow Him InSweating R