▽FML: Your everyday life stories ●10/20 10:01 Embarrassing Drunk Party Awkward Friends Love I need your advice Miscellaneous Money Health Doctor School Bullying Drugs Poopoo peepee Kids Scary Fear Christmas Holidays Work Thanksgiving Animals Cats Gross Relatable Creepy Mental health Parents NSFWThe TopToday, I got back the essay I wrote about how my country's education system is fucked. At one point, I made a spelling mistake. My teacher wrote a note about it, basically calling me illiterate, and telling me to pay attention in school instead of whining about it. She misspelled "school". FMLYou deserved it 4 665Today, I decided to make pancakes from scratch. I poured the batter in my Perfect Pancake pan. Then I told my brother who was watching, "This is so easy. Just watch." I burned 15 pancakes, including the one I dropped on the burner, which lit on fire, causing the alarm to go off. FMLYou deserved it 53 485See the Top FMLsThe TopToday, I was accused of digital blackface and culturally appropriating my own culture. FMLYou deserved it 76Today, I listened to a recording of a woman saying, "I love you" for about 30 mins straight. That's apparently the only way I can feel loved. FMLYou deserved it 310Today, as I was rushing to get out for work, I opened my door just in time to witness a large snake slither into my home. I had no choice but to lock it inside and go to work. I've now spent several hours searching for it with my friends, and we can't find it. I'm scared to go to sleep. FMLYou deserved it 6 327Today, my husband and I were fooling around, and things got heated. In the heat of things, I told him to tear my panties off. He took it literally and yanked at them with all his might. It's been two hours and I still can't walk straight. FMLYou deserved it 19 559Today, I fell asleep while taking a dump. At work. FMLYou deserved it 4 834Today, my new friend tried to introduce me to "American Culture," as I am new to the city. He explained what a hamburger is and how it differs from the Asian food I was used to eating. I moved from Seattle and have worked at Burger King. FMLYou deserved it 2 952Even more FMLsNearly FMLsFML - The Follow-UpUseful linksFAQContact usTerms of useThe list of badges to findFML around the worldFran〓aisEnglishToggle Dark Mode〓 VDM SAS, All rights reserved×
