▽Overheard in New York ●11/22 01:53 Wednesday One-liners: Cocks & TrainsGirl: …so I told him to suck his own dick if he thinks he can do it any better.–G trainOverheard by: OceraLittle boy: Mommy, mommy, do you have a penis?–E trainOverheard by: TingJHS kid: …so I said, “He’s gonna make you stay after class and he’s gonna pull down your fucking pants and shove his fucking cock up your ass!”–Times Square shuttleOverheard by: