▽Your everyday life stories - FML ●06/06 07:06 Not the sharpest toolBy full'a'shit - 05/06/2025 17:00 - United StatesToday, after days of constipation, I gave myself an enema to clear out the obstruction. My girlfriend has decided that I'm secretly gay and will not change her mind. She's already told her friends, who now want to take me shoe shopping. FMLI agree, your life sucks 3You deserved it 0ShareTweet ShareSpoilsportBy Don't you